You're not who I thought you were.

God, you are such an ass.
So much more of one than I thought you would be.

I thought you would have the decency to wait a few minutes so you could talk to me face to face rather than being such a coward about it.
Way to leave me hanging.
Way to be the guy that I was so sure you weren't.

I can't believe this. I can't believe you would do this.

You're seeing someone else.
That's fine. It's within your right to do that.

But to not say anything, to let it die slowly while I'm wondering what I've done to drive you away? I thought you were better than that. I thought I knew that you were better than that.

I should be proud, really. That you can play up the act so well that I fell for it hook, line and sinker? Props to you, buddy.